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Who the h*ll
am I?!

I'm your ghostwriter, silly.

I write those beautiful, beautiful words you're about to impress everyone with.

The ones born from conversations with you.
And, occasionally, with the people who know you better than you know yourself.

The ones that stand on the shoulders of giants, borrow from warrior poets, and somehow sound exactly like you.

Only better.

I've written speeches for politicians, religious leaders and CEOs.

I can't tell you their names, though.

That's kind of the point of ghostwriting.


Who the h*ll
are you?!

You're my client.

(I thought you'd have figured that out by now)

You have something very important to say.
And one momentous occasion to say it in.

You have neither the time nor the inclination to spend three weeks staring at a blinking cursor, or prompt Chat.

You know the difference between having something to say and knowing how to say it.

And you're perfectly happy to take all the credit.

As you should.


I'll let you
in on a secret.

This isn't my day job.

It's my indulgence.

By day, I consult with large organisations on how people experience meaning.

Before that, I ran an advertising agency.
I also spent a rather unreasonable amount of time scientifically investigating the gap between authenticity and bullshit.

I am, how shall I put it, magnificently up to the task at hand.

And here's another secret.

People who try to sound grand rarely do.

The good stuff is in the little things.
The awkward, the tender, the gloriously imperfect.

The things that make us human.

Those are the things people remember.


Stage fright?

I usually stay behind the scenes.

Sometimes, the occasion calls for someone else to take the stage.

I can do that, too.

Especially when the story to be told is about your relationship with the people that matter most.

In that case, I want to speak to those people.

Naturally, that changes the preparation time.

(And the invoice)


I am real.
I am ready.
Give me a call.

I work in English and Dutch. I am native level in both.

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